the Voice

the show on nbc. better than american idol. 2011 judges: cee lo green, “x-tina” aguilera, blake shelton, and adam levine. each judge has their own group of contestants. not only are contestants competing to be the winner of the voice, but the judges are fighting to have the winning singer.
“dude, lets watch the voice. the show is awesome. it makes american idol look like sh-t”
“i bet. ever since almost all the judges left american idol; the show fell apart.
a term that alan rickman fans use to refer to him. rickman, known most famously for his role as professor snape in the harry potter movies, posesses a voice that has been described variously as: melancholy, seductive, disdainful, languid, honeyed, and velvet baritone.
this nickname is also reinforced by rickman having played the role of metatron in the movie “dogma”. metatron was known as “the voice of g-d.”
“when i heard the voice say ‘turn to page 394’ in the harry potter trailer, i melted into a puddle on the floor.”
those things in your head that are way too loud, buy no one else could hear them, they sometimes tell you do things you don’t want to
oh cr-p the voices are telling me to f-ck her, but she looks like a man
scary sounds that people hear in their heads when they don’t have any friends.

something people say to get kicked out of walmart

something people say when they don’t want to talk to you.

something people say when they want to see a therapist.
mom: hi honey, want to invite a friend over?

son: ahh it’s the voices again!

or

random guy: where are the singing hamsters…oh no it’s the voices again!

walmart employee: brah, i think you need to see a therapist..snort………….snort
the uk’s number one black weekly national newspaper.
the voice is the best newspaper in britain
this is a person who does voice overs for soft news type shows. this person can’t often remember what he or she is supposed to say, and is pr-ne to being fired for dropping multiple f-bombs.
wow i can’t believe jeff walker just dropped the f-bomb again, he is definetly the voice.
a gimmicky american idol ripoff singing compet-tion show used to boost to sales of the hosts: maroon 5, gnarls barkley, christina aguilera, and some gay country singer. rumors have it their careers plummeted when christina got stuck in a bottle, ceelo was h-t with depression when his girl left him, and adam was hospitalized for liking to get beaten by his woman.
i haven’t seen the voice yet. what’s it about?….you mean a singing compet-tion based off of the sounds of their voices? revolutionary!!!! my god put it on