The Vomitsty-Nine Position
the act of performing the 69 position with the woman on top, where she simultaneously explodes with sh-t all over the man’s face, and violently vomits all over his p-n-s, with or without warning or consent.
man: “i had a one night stand with a b-tch and i thought we were just doing the 69 position, but she ended up doing the vomitsty-nine position on me. i’m no longer psychologically able to be intimate with women.”
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