The Vortex


the most uncomfortable, crotch-bruising, yet fun rollercoaster at californias great america. you are forced to stand up on this roller coaster but there is a thin seat that is there for some reason that digs into your -ss and crotch.
kyle: lets go on the vortex!
josh: no man you go on last time i got on i waddled like a penguin for the rest of the day

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