The Waco Swamp Dog
a s-xual deed that is sure to get the dr.pepper flowing in waco.
when you are skinny dipping in lake brazos, pretend like you are dead and do the dead man’s float. as you float by someone in the water, quickly come to life and fist them in the a-hole or v-hole respectively.
don’t forget to wear the proper protection- a welding glove covered in sand paper.
allie and jill were skinny dipping when brock floated by and gave them both the waco swamp dog.
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