The Walden Knee


n. the position that ben “the cig” walden did while on the stratford academy football team between the years of 2004 and 2007. the “knee”, as people call it, is still there today, cemented to the eagle field in remembrance of the gifted athlete.
“everyone should do what ben is doing over there. yes, he is in the position of the walden knee.”

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