The Waltons
an awesome show from the 1970’s, which captures true family values, rather than that of the 2000’s which is all about “me.” where selfish celebrities dominate the air waves. i am only 15, but the show is great, there will never be a better show than the waltons
typical teenager: hey did you see dane cook on snl last night?
me: naaw dude, i watched the waltons.
typical teenager: what the h-ll is that?
me: (shows a 3 minute clip of the show)
typical teenager: wow that looks soooo boring and stupid.
me: (rolls eyes) whatever dude, maybe this world wouldn’t be as hateful today if we didn’t have people like you, and if we had more shows like this.
typical teenager: f— off you f-ggot!
me: (thinks nothing of it because i don’t care what people think)
a very big close close family that all live together under one roof , hang out together and even marriage like between 1st cousins , inbred insestuos pikey types , dids in bricks .
gypos , pykeys , the ings, kakas , the waltons , family , together, under one roof
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