The Wank Dance


a dance, similar to the mashed potato dance, but used by young women who think a w-nk is a type of dance. to do the dance, you simply smack your fists on top of each other.
sara: hey, you w-nkin’?
sion: um..no. i’m doing the mashed potato dance.
sara: aren’t they like..the same thing?
sion: you’re w-nk, you know that?
sara: yup! -begins to do the w-nk dance-

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