the Water spout
using a hose you push water into the woman’s v-g-n- and then quickly stuff your p-n-s in as you pull out the hose, proceed to have intercorse, after you c-m you pull out and watch the water flow.
man my girl was in the back yard watering the plants, but i took the hose and gave her the water spout
the act of inserting a straw into your lover’s -ss and then blowing cold water up the straw and into the -n-s. if done correctly, your partner should feel an incredible cleansing sensation.
but, beware of the backflow!
my girlfriend doesn’t let me penetrate her -ss with my c-ck, but she’s not opposed to “the water spout”.
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