The Wayne Gretzky


the rules of the wayne gretzky:
a must, have a buddy who plays hockey (this is a must of authenticity purposes)

1) your hockey playing buddy hides in the closet

2) you bang your girl on your bed, f-cking hardcore style motherf-cker!!!

3) then your hockey playing buddy rushes out of the closet and proceedes to pumble the ever-living sh-t out of her

4) lol cuz that sh-t is funny hahahahaha
yo bro, i did the wayne gretzky on my girl last night and ooy boy let me tell you was she ever mad. lol

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