the weave pat
the act of patting simething that itches, but mustn’t — under any circ-mstances — be scratched.
e.g. a hair weave or a fresh tattoo.
g-d d-mn this tattoo is itchy! when will it end?!
just give it the weave pat, sweetie.
when a female (commonly black) pats her head on a designated area that itches but can’t scratch it because of her weave.
sally: why is la’quishraniqua hitting herself in the head?
courtney: oh don’t mind her she’s doing the weave pat
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