the weedwhacker


a s-xual act in which your girlfriend(with braces) is giving you head, you must then take a strong rope and tie her feet to a high powered ceiling fan, upon which her braces will rip your p-b-s out.
last week i had my girlfriend give me the weedwhacker… i’m still bleeding and shes still picking pubs out of her braces today.

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