the well


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the atm. usually used in reference to gambling, especially when at a casino after you’ve lost some cash.
dammit, the dealer had blackjack four times in a row. going to the well.

(15 minutes later)

dammit, my nut straight was busted by runner runner flush. back to the well.

(30 minutes later)

dammit, the well’s empty.
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noun:

a stainless steel structure which could be mistaken for a bucket. it is however a breadbin but has been ingeniously adapted for the purpose of mixing and withdrawing alcoholic beverages in unhealthy quant-ties. often used a way to unite a drunking student society, young professionals and members of society with speech impediments so that they are too intoxicated to care about morals or clothing or rememv=ber what gender they are. it is quite ironic that after drinking from the well, you do not feel one bit well.
i f-ckin dyin today, we were drinking from the well last night. what way did i get home? ahhhhhhh my head
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collective term for a group of students who are constantly given small roles in high school drama cl-sses/plays, so attempt to make their relatively minor parts overshadow the acting of the main characters.
girl #1: hey, guess what, the teacher just told me i’m playing a door in our next performance.
girl #2: me too! boy, did we get the well parts. maybe we could be enchanted doors that can shout obscenities over all the dialogue?
girl #1: good idea!
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a term used when a male has m-st-rb-t-d and at the point of -j-c-l-t–n sperm has entered his belly b-tton.
did you here about……. getting caught w-nking? yeah apparently he had “the well” when his mam came in.

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