the whether
a dope job app that helps you plan ahead. the whether personalizes your career discovery process, especially in st. louis and chicago areas. it will save you from that inevitable sense of dread at family gatherings when you hear the questions “what is your major now?” “do you have a job yet?”
mom: do you finally have an idea of what you’re doing this summer???
you: yeah mom, i check the whether.
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