The White Album


the most commonly used term for the beatles’ ninth studio alb-m, self-named, “the beatles.” the beatles is, quite literally, the greatest alb-m ever released. the cover depicts no graphics, no background, only the words, “the beatles,” slightly raised, embossed, in the bottom right at a very slight angle. the alb-m consists of two discs.
the first side holds the tracks:

back in the u.s.s.r
dear prudence

gl-ss onion
ob-la-di ob-la-da
wild honey pie
the continuing story of bungalow bill
while my guitar gently weeps (harrison-clapton)
happiness is a warm gun (lennon)
–side two–
martha my dear

i’m so tired
blackbird
piggies (harrison)
rocky racc–n
don’t p-ss me by (starr)
why don’t we do it in the road
i will
julia
–side three (disc 2)–
birthday
yer blues
mother nature’s son
everybody’s got something to hide except for me and my monkey
s-xy sadie
helter skelter
long, long, long (harrison)
–side 4–
revolution 1
honey pie
savoy truffle (harrison)
cry baby cry
revolution 9–
good night (starr)

–revolution 9 is an avant garde piece created by john, the other three fought desperately to keep the track off of the alb-m. this piece is described by many as, eerie, disturbing, not musical, hiding a secret, and even evil, or scary.

the beatles was marked as the tenth greatest alb-m of all time in the rolling stone’s 500 greatest alb-ms of all time.
“hey dude, have you ever heard the white alb-m?”
“you have no idea just how much that alb-m means to me”
“eh, i don’t know, i think sgt. pepper was better.”
“you must have heard the wrong white alb-m my friend, come with me…”

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