The Whiteness
a man so white, as to almost appear opaque. he makes q-tips jealous. rice envies his lack of pigment. when a white linen napkin is in his presence, it most likely falls to the floor in awe. flour fails to live up to his level of pastieness.
“do you remember seeing the whiteness at q’s place that one time, joe?”
“every time i look in the mirror.”
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