the whitest cracker in the saltine box


a gullible caucasian
alex: “so you want me to have you and 5 of your “boys” come by at 10pm to look at the car i put on craigslist”?
tyrone: “us yeah i am rolling 5 deep, and want to pick it up on my way back from appelton”
alex” you must think i am the whitest cracker in the saltine box”

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