the whoopin’ stick


something you use (figuratively) when kicking someone’s -ss.
captain insano (wwf): “all i can tell you is this, jimmy. next week at the arena i’m gonna bust out the whoopin’ stick on triple h and knock him into the next century, and that’s a promise!”
mrs. insano: “more like the whoopin’ twig, little man.”

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