the wiggles


a wildly popular australian musical group that targets toddlers, fashioned after the monkees and h.r. pufnstuff. the characters are played by attractive middle-aged men, which also appeals to the mothers of the toddlers. often -ssumed as gay by those outside their target audience (the fact that their target audience is of an age that doesn’t comprehend s-xual orientation makes the issue irrelevant; however four of them are married with children – yet another facet that makes them attractive to moms).
greg and anthony wiggle never go out into the audience during a wiggles concert because they might cause a stampede of h-rny moms.

although their songs have names such as “rock-a-bye your bear,” and “can you point your fingers and do the twist,” the wiggles have produced some of the best contemporary pop music.
they are 4 australin men. who make good musice for childern. they have 4 friends who help them. dorothy the rose eatting dinosore, henry the octopus, wags the dog and captain feathersword, the friendly pirate (who has a wife and a kid)
all 4 of them are married to women (i have pics to prove it). the wiggles are not h-m-s-xuals.
i like the wiggles. so sue me.
the wiggles are not h-m-s-xuals
a tv show/music group from australia for toddlers.
if you think the wiggles are gay, then you are too old to be watching them and you need to get a life.
a wonderfully overly cheerful group of australian men who entertain children – include that amazingly s-xy anthony feild!
pour some honey on the wiggles
the most immiture thing to be dissing on this site. for god sakes, for all you 12 year olds out there saying “oh, the wiggles suck”, grow the h-ll up. its a kid band for f-cks sake. just like spongebob is a show for kids your age. its not like the wiggles want you to watch, its meant for toddlers and 10 year olds. and for the f-g who posted the 2nd definition on the first page, i hope your reading this too, because you are a dumb f-cker.
middle school kid: the wiggles suck! green day all the way!
me: dumb-ss
middle school kid: -crys-
me: hehe
the devil’s music.very contreverisal lyrics focusing on satan’s puppy.
the wiggles are the devil!
a greatly deplorable group of h-m-s-xual males attempting to entertain young infants while wearing brightly colored fashionably impaired attire, but instead succeed in expanding the gay population and scaring the h-ll out of innocent children by -ssociating with plaid sea life and extinct animals who own rose gardens. the do a form of “singing” which surprisingly resembles that of bjork.
1.the wiggles scare the sh-t out of me.
2. you are gayer then the wiggles, wait, that isnt possible
3. yo mama look like the wiggles (oooooohh)

Read Also:

  • The Yael

    when a woman pulls the p-n-s out of her mouth during oral right before the man is about to -j-c-l-t-. she then points the skeet in his direction. the brain was great and i was about to bust when she pulled the yael and shot my skeet all up in my face!

  • the band names

    the band names are band names that have the word “the” in it. these bands are usually indie, so they suck. “the decemberists” are an example of the use of the band names, because they have a lame name, and they suck. stereotypical indie band name: “the carving a giant”

  • Trailiac

    someone who constantly has their mind set on hiking and on exploring new trails. derived from the word roots of trail and maniac. he’s hardly ever at home. it seems like he is always out hiking new trails. even at home he’s got his walls covered in trail maps and photos from his trips. he’s […]

  • Twibernating

    one who has not tweeted in a while (at least 3 days). @thekidtony: @jskane11 must be #twibernating ever since that last post about him being gay… #tweegetsaream-f-

  • deez apples

    synonymous with “deez nutz”. hey there b–tch, why don’t you bob for deez apples.


Disclaimer: the wiggles definition / meaning should not be considered complete, up to date, and is not intended to be used in place of a visit, consultation, or advice of a legal, medical, or any other professional. All content on this website is for informational purposes only.