The William Tell


a s-xual act in which a man starts playing the final part of the william tell overture and must have s-x with his woman to the beat of the song. if he can go the entire time before he -j-c-l-t-s then he wins.

a variant of the william tell is the man plays the final and he must catch his girl and screw her before the song is over.
a: guy 1: i did the william tell with my wife the other night.

guy2: did you win?

guy 1: nah, i blew my wad with about 10 seconds left.

b: i put on the finale of the william tell overture. my wife knew what was coming and she tried to run away. i caught her and f-cked her before the song was over though so i won.

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