The Wilson
to give a female “the wilson” is an act that takes place during a m-ssage of the b-ttocks; the female must be on her period. while the female lays on her stomach with her pants down, the male straddles her back. the male proceeds to rub her period blood on his hands then slaps the hand print on her b-tt cheek to resemble “wilson” from “cast away”.
person 1: “have you ever experienced the wilson?”
person 2: “i just got wilsoned last night!”
the portion of the face that is seen from a female’s point of view during c-nn-l-ng-s. the pop culture reference is from the television program, “home improvement”, in which the next door neighbor (wilson), was only seen from the nose and above, with the lower portion of his face blocked by a fence or other object.
ex. 1) female: “he went down on me last night and the only thing i saw last night was the wilson.”
ex. 2) male: “i’m gonna go down on her and show her the wilson.”
it is when a woman is on her period and is feeling kind of h-rny and her husband lies next to her asleep. the woman m-st-rb-t-s getting blood all over her hand and then slaps her husband across the face leaving a bl–dy handprint.
i can’t believe my wife gave me “the wilson” the other night while i was asleep.
the act of rubbing a mixture of tea tree oil , chilli powder and various other condaments onto the pubic region of a camel.
jacob “i gave the wilson to my camel , id never seen anything so inflamed”
corey “by jove”
defined as a white australian female, known to drink like a ‘tank’. nights out with “the wilson” will include large drinking sessions and a specific type of dancing unable to be copied or recreated by none other than ‘the wilson.’
this type of dancing commonly includes the flailing of arms in the air, and giggling knees while standing on tipy toes. known to the say the most random and hilarious things, the wilson is needed for a good time to be had. is also commonly referred to as a freak.
‘ hey, wheres the wilson ?? we cant party without her ‘
‘omg your dancing is so hilarious, you’re totally doing the wilson! ‘
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