The Wind Up
the windup is a popular game to play at a party or a friend’s house. after making a bowel movement in the host’s bathroom, the partic-p-nt first unwinds a long section of toilet paper without detaching it from the roll. he then proceeds to wipe his -ss with the paper closest to the roll, again being extra gentle so not to rip the toilet tissue. then the most important step occurs: “the windup.” this is when the player carefully winds the toilet paper back onto the roll, making it appear unused. this leaves a surprise for that special someone who is lucky enough to discover the soiled portion.
i pulled the windup the other day at my girlfriend’s parents’ house. i hope her dad got my sh-t all over his hands! win!
when your beating your meat and your about to c-m and you speed your stroke up. then when your shooting you slow the stoke up the get the best out of your session.
another word: -pitch-
“when i was watching a p-rno last night, i started the wind up during the first s-x scene.”
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