The Wing System
spite wings- s-x in spite of a person for past events.
ugly wings – s-x with a ugly person.
orange – s-x with a disabled
pink – s-x with a white person and or getting your white wings and red at the same time
black – s-x with a black person or a widow
white – s-x with a virgin
red – s-x with a woman who is having her period
brown – -n-l s-x
green – s-x with someone who has an std
yellow – s-x while p-ssing
silver – s-x with an old person
blue / purple- s-x with a dead person and or in the water;
purple- s-x with a dead person and or pregnant chick.
gold – first golden shower.
grey – s-x with someone who has grandchildren.
platinum – gone down on a girl and made her squirt.
rainbow – pukes into your mouth when you’re kissing and. or gay s-x.
buffalo wings – a fat girl or s-x with the fat that sticks out around the sides of a woman’s bra strap.
knife wings – s-x with your best friends girlfriend.
wing commander- when all wings have been met.
i herd jonesy scratched off some wings off the wing system!
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