The Wishbone
one two people, preferably a male and a female are getting ready to have s-x, the male (or in some cases, the pitcher) will then grab their partners ankles, one in each hand. their partner is then instructed to make a wish. after such event, the male (or pitcher again), pulls both ankles breaking the pelvis, and then commencing the act of mating.
warning: this process in very dangerous, and may leave the “victim” without the ability to walk for several weeks.
guy-“close your eyes, and make a wish b-tch!”
girl-“umm okay, i got one”
guy-“i hope you wished for s-x!”
-break-
girl-“oh man, i feel for the wishbone again”
a game where 2 players kneel -ss to -ss and with one strand of -n-l beads the first player will take one end of the beads and place it half the bead count in their -n-s, while bent over on their knees the other opponent will place the other half in their -ss, this next part is important, reach back and take your opponents hands while keeping your -sses together then on the count of three release and drop to the floor revealing the winner, this is determined by who ever has the most beads left in their -n-s. this winner then gets what ever the wish from the other for as many days as beads left in their -ss. there for we call this the wishbone
after playing the wishbone with two beads remaining in chelynne’s tight baby doll -ss hole and none left in chris’s loose mule -sshole. che got her wish to force him to f-ck her repulsive room mate for the next two days…. while she watched.
when a man and a woman are having rough s-x and the man spreads the woman’s legs so far apart that her pelvis breaks like a wishbone. either way, the man is the winner.
my b-tch was complaining about being on top so when we switched positions i gave her the wishbone and used my wish to get a better b-tch.
Read Also:
- The WPP
a four-piece band from vancouver canada. they sing punk/screamo music. stands for: the witness protection program. have you heard the song by the wpp, its called, “your never to old to be burned to death in a fire”.
- thicklips
a black person. used most often in the uk, referring to the generalization that a common physical feature among black people is having “thick lips”. look, thicklips, stop jiggabooing around and stay outta jail.
- Thighmonds
thighmonds are the hot, sticky result of any s-xual encounter in which the “pull out” method of birth control is employed and the male finds his release spillng all over his partners upper legs. essentially it is the southern hemispheres answer to “the pearl necklace” of the northern territories. “i can’t believe you slept with […]
- Thimbling
when you have one of those very small d-cks that could possibly be small enough to fit into a thimble. “when i got out of that ice bath my d-ck was so small i was thimbling.” “i saw john testing whether or not he was thimbling the other day” “oh yeah what happened” “slipped right […]
- tendertip
noun. the sensation males acquire the day(s) after a long session of dry humping. the greater the prude, the more tender the tip. historically, tendertip is rumored to be the fundamental reason males take-on girlfriends and wives. the great j-panese poet ryokan once wrote (paraphrasing) “even through kimonos, by and by, amorous advances turn abrasive.” […]