The Woodstocker
a variation of the shocker. performed while giving oral pleasure to your “special lady”. instead of the commonly accepted “two in the pink, one the stink”, soften things up by making a peace sign and driving those digits home. one finger for each hole. while doing it if you want to hum ” don’t you want somebody to love” by jefferson airplane, go for it.
all girls love the woodstocker, if they tell you otherwise, they are lying.
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