The Yankee carpet bang
typically used as a s-x move in a yankee bas-m-nt by a young yankininianite with his first girl…the progression
1.) he whips it out into her eye appologizes franticlly
2.) he then gets sucked off for a whole 10 seconds before almost blowing into her mouth
3.)pulls out and procedes to try and find her v-g-n- but has not f-cking clue whta the h-ll it looks like because he likes the yankess
finnally 4.)he blows his load all over her mothers beautiful french rug after -ssuming it felt good enough to be the v-g-n-….no where that was anywhere actually near the vaj.
mike thought ha was the sh-t cause he got laid by a rug….the yankee carpet bang
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