The YouTube Curse
a curse that gives you the inability to go on youtube without ending up on the “weird side”. side-effects normally include rapid decrease in productivity, the exposure to scarring videos, and very strange dreams.
“hey, bro, did you pull up that video yet?”
“nah man, i found an interpretive dance to the pete’s a pizza audiobook.”
“it’s literally been five minutes since i left! you must have the youtube curse.”
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