The Z Theory


basically, the z theory explains how modern-day ‘badmen’ speak. if, when typing, the letter ‘z’ is added to the end of the last word in a sentence, it automatically gives it that ‘badman’ sheen.
man: goodmorning, i are going shops for some bread and milk.
woman: how illiterate.

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badman: goodmorning, i are going shops for some bread and milkz.
woman: normally i would think that illiterate, but due to the use of the z theory, i realise this chap is a badman.

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