Theasaurus
theasaurus was not a true dinosaur. it lived long after most dinosaurs and fed on the spare time of the verbose. but mostly, it had trouble spelling and pr-nouncing the word “thesaurus”.
a theasaurus can still help you find a synonym for “dapper” if you ask it nicely.
the coolest dictionary you could ever come across.
theasaurus= fun, s-xy, beautiful, h-rny, lovable, huggable.
thoughtful
h-rny
energetic
awesome
s-xy
amazing
unbelievable
rebellious
ubers-xual
spankable
:d
yo check out that theasaurus. she so hot right now.
i’d love to rip the towel; off that theasaurus right this second.
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