theatard
a person whose entire universe exists only within the walls of a performing arts center. they do not trouble themselves to establish outside friendships/relationships. their friends are only other theatards; and they only interact during performing arts activities. all conversation and jokes made by a theatard will reference only past performances, quotes from various films, scripts, and popular music. they often break out into torch songs from popular musicals they wish they could star in. a theatard always thinks s/he is “better” at everything, and that all other performers don’t know what they’re doing. delusions of grandeur are often observed in a theatard’s behaviour.
“what’s up with that keith guy? everything he says references some other play. i can’t even ask him how he’s doing; every time i do, he sings something from rent.”
“yeah, he seems really disappointed he can’t play cosette. does he have a 9-5 job or anything?”
“oh, him? he’s just a theatard.”
“oh! that explains a lot.”
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