thecomputerdiva
thecomputerdiva is a name given to a female creature that attempts and succeeds in repairing computers.
men who find themselves in the position of being married to a thecomputerdiva are also often referred to as computer-widowers as the female spends a tremendous time behind computers.
the thecomputerdiva’s also often call their children – if they have any, which is highly unlikely due to their nerdiness nature- bite, meg,sys,dev,alt, dell, hp, acer or sony.
1;man says to man in pub: i have been married to thecomputerdiva and have not had s-x in 17 years.
2:thecomputerdiva tells her children to behave
:sony, stop pulling out the hair out of meg’s head, she is your sister or i compress you.
3;sony or meg dont stop crying or behaving badly due to the lack of attention
thecomputerdiva says than: zipit!
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