TheEasyPass
theeasyp-ss is a specific instince in life, when an ex-guy you used to have s-xual relations with, asks you to drive him to harlem to get his new girlfriend an engagement ring, and he finger bangs you in the car, on the way, because he can’t pay for the tolls.
dani: wow, she’s a pig. but, how did he pay for the tolls?
tom: oh, dani, don’t be silly, i’m sure he gave her theeasyp-ss.
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