thefacebook


a spiderweb-like network of a site, available to select universities. students can create a profile containing all of their vital information. (name, relationship status, telephone, aim, address, cl-sses, favorite stuff, etc.) for this reason, also called stalkernet by world-aware students.

used to “connect” with friends from various schools or to gather information on that cute guy in your psych 101 cl-ss.

the modern uni equivalent of “what’s your number?”
hey, are you on facebook?
the ultimate online stalker website used by collge girls to create gay profiles of themselves and college guys to find hot freshman to slam. dapps
dude 1: who is that binch, invite her to our party on sat-rday
dude 2: i dont know her screen name or phone number
dude 1: just facebook her
spreading your -ss to have a chick toss your salad like your opening a book then put it right in her face as if she were reading that book.

or if she extremely hot, hot enough you could have her facebook you…
that chick was ugly as f-ck so rather than have s-x with her i gave her the facebook.

or

d-mn that chick is so hot i would let her facebook me ….

to hot female: d-mn your fine you can facebook me anytime
a better version of friendster where only the cream of the crop (the ones in college) can register and use.
i can find all the girls with looks and brains on thefacebook.
a weak friendster ripoff through which harvard students can impose their inferiority on other schools.
high praise for thefacebook shows that inflation at harvard is not merely limited to grades.
when a female partner is in time of her period, the male partner has s-x with his mate, which then proceeds a unique inscription on her wall. what he writes is entirely up to him. some sign the name john hanc-ck or their own name.
“after the bar, this girl asked me perform the facebook to her, in which i laughed to myself and then did what i had to do”.

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