their eyes were watching god
a book containing many very annoying black southern colloquialisms, with a horrible storyline about a black woman’s oppressed life. of course, she has to throw in a bunch of s-xual innuendos involving pear trees, flowers, and b-mblebees. if you like reading about a little town called eatonville where only blacks live, and people from miles around gather to see the new lamppost installed, you’d love this book. if you ‘re anything like a cognitive human being that requires some kind of respectable theme or decent storyline to enjoy something, stay far away from this book.
our ap english cl-ss got -ssigned to read their eyes were watching g-d, regardless of the fact that everything else we’ve read contains 200% more thought-provoking content than this garbage.
possibly one of the worst books ever written. commonly applied as literative torture to high school freshmen.
“why the h-ll are we reading this d-mn book?”
an excellent novel written by zora neale hurston in 1937. the book details the life of janie crawford , a southern black woman, and her search to find her voice and her one true love. this novel was popularized partly by it’s inclusion as required reading within some high school english cl-sses, oprah winfrey’s book club, and the fact that it is very original and enthralling, giving the reader a new sense of what the world was like in the 1930’s through the eyes of a strong-willed black woman.
student #1: is mrs. essigmann making your cl-ss read ‘their eyes were watching g-d’, too?
student #2: shut the f-ck up.
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