TheKyriModestouSchoolofCharm.
a cl-ssic finishing school for boys of all ages, a place where they can learn the finer things in life such as.. how to approach a lady with a cl-ssic chat up line such as ‘ooooh i’m going to make you bleed’ and how to dea with said lady after one has ‘chucked one up it’
i was a bit bored one day and i saw this bang tidy bird in the street so i swept in and using my knowledge from thekyrimodestouschoolofcharm. i whispered in her sh-ll like ‘ello darlin, i’m gonna make you bleed later’ before smiling and toodling off along the street
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