theme park whales
those ridiculously fat people who hang around in theme parks or amus-m-nt parks, even though they can’t possibly fit on the rides. often surounded by their calfs, those babies too young to enjoy any of the rides. basically, they have no purpose there other than to wait in long lines for food.
look out, bob! it’s a pod of theme park whales!
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