theme pubs


atmosphere-less drinking holes in the uk, characterised by artificial ye olde oake beams, plastic leprachauns, etc etc. i mean, what the h-ll does, say, cenral cardiff have to with the australian outback? f-ck all, that’s what. the worst ones are the oirish pubs.
i fancied a pint with my mates, but then one of the tw-ts wanted to go to the “blarneystone n’ firkin” so i decided not to bother

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