Theoblumpkin


getting oral s-x while eat ones favorite meal, taking a dump, drinking a favorite beverage, smoking weed ,and watching tv.

theoblumpkin comes from the prefix theo meaning god and of course the famous blumpkin- getting head while taking a dump.
last night i got some taco bell to go and when i got home cindy was at my place so i put on cops and she gladly gave me a theoblumpkin while i ate.

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