Theodore G.
the funniest french b-st-rd ever, who likes to “do homework” and “go outside for a little bit” because he is such a good little french boy. he loves starwars and even though he says the most racist things ever, he doesn’t really mean it, and it’s usually funny. may theo go out through history and the “funny french boy who could”
theo: um thew? i don’t speak “jew.”
theo: (insert here) for many moons.
(way over used, but it’s always funny when he does it)
theo: heey, esé…
man this dude is a sith master.
theo: thank the force!
zach: laughs.
theo: so i was reading my book last night…
zach: cracks up, snots on hand. gross.
another word for flaming h-m-s-xual
kid: “hey mom why is that man wearing crotchless leather pants?”
mom: “ohh hes just a theodore g”
definitively not theo goldrach
a: what’s a theodore g.
b: definitely not theo goldrach even though he likes to think so.
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