theologian
someone who searches a pitch black cave for a black cat which is not there – and finds it!
i can prove that my god is better than all other gods, the theologian thundered.
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someone who starts with a “known” conclusion and attempts to provide reasons despite the wealth of evidence to the contrary.
“g-d must exist, because that’s what i was told when i was young…here are some other reasons”
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