theological noncognitivist
a person who believes that words such as “sanct-ty”, “spirit”, and “god” have no meaning because they refer to subjects that humans can’t comprehend.
religious man: “don’t you feel the love of jesus raining down upon you?”
theological noncognitivist : “what’s a jesus?”
an atheist who reads wikipedia to much in an attempt to seem more interesting.
future mother-in-law: “so what religion are you?”
future wife: “oh, mom, he’s actually…”
atheist: “that’s alright honey. i’m a theological noncognitivist.”
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