Theology of the Body
a way of looking at s-x and our bodies in a way that takes into proper account the purpose for which we were created and our destiny waiting to be fulfilled.
this way of looking at s-xuality and our bodies was put forth by the late great pope john paul ii and has been regarded as a theological time bomb, which will eventually re-shape the way the world looks at itself.
we live in a world where everyone drives cars with flat tires… and we believe that, “flat is where it’s at”… not knowing that there was another way to drive a car… the theology of the body helps us to re-inflate our tires! and shouts that there is a greater purpose for our existance and the gift of s-x!
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