Theology


simply put, the study of g-d.
i’m late for my theology cl-ss.
the supporting rationale, doctrine, beliefs, tenets and written word that backs up and confirms what the voices in your head are telling you.
leon didn’t have any formal training in theology and figured he didn’t need any, as g-d spoke to him and him alone and g-d was telling him that the big chested blonde girl in the second pew needed some laying on of the hands.
the study of god(s) and other religious topics.
vincent van gogh was going to be a minister, but refused to learn latin and theology.
theology is the effort to explain the unknowable in terms of the not worth knowing.
renounce theology daily.
systematic study of religious tenets.
literaly “g-d +word ” gk: theos/logos.
” if lies are the tribute dishonesty pays to truth then theology is the tribute nonsense pays to sense.
the study of g-d as well as arguments for his existence. has its roots in ancient greece where its philosophers and great minds came up with many arguments for g-d’s existence that still exist today due to their solid foundation in logic (something atheism lacks). see metaphysics by aristotle as an example. arguments such as the “prime mover” were later expanded on by christian theologians such as thomas aquinas.
theology is the rational study of concepts relating to g-d.
study of religion applied to the truth of the world; opposes secular philosophy.

… go philosopher! theology won’t find you any sort of truth.
momma: son, i’ve brought you a new pamphlet of the church… g-d blesses you, child.

son: raaar!!!!! i are the sick of this theologist scam. momma, i’m atheist! go humanist, momma!

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