Theomione
theomione is a non-canon ship in the harry potter fandom. it is a portmanteaux of theodore/hermione, pairing theodore nott with hermione granger. the fanfiction is often styled like blaise zabini/hermione granger (blamione) fanfics with the knowledge there is available of theodore’s character.
girl 1: i’m writing a theomione fanfic, but i’m having trouble developing backstory for mrs nott.
girl 2: maybe you can write that she got killed because she refused to join the death eaters with her husband?
girl 1: oh! that’s a good idea. thanks.
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