theophilia
an imaginary act of having s-x with a divine being. the mere mention of this dang act is, definitely, profane or blasphemous and is liable to worldwide condemnation by both theological and non-theological circles.
how dare you mention the word theophilia in your article? aren’t you afraid of being not only harshly panned but also harshly punished everywhere you go?
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