theoretical cougar


a woman of cougar age (usually divorced, separated or unmarried). she doesn’t hunt younger men. instead she l-sts at them and mentions it to her close friends and/or relatives in private.
mom (in a whisper): “meredith, you see those 5 guys over there? they’re hot! aren’t they?”

meredith: “omg mom!!! those guys are all my age!!!”

mom (still whispering): “yeah, i know. but i’d love to get with one of ’em. too bad i could never tell them that.”

meredith: “you’re such a theoretical cougar”

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