theoretical virgin
someone who has been asked or was going to have s-x for their first time but one way or another didn’t. also refer to c-ck-blocked.
1. me and amy were gonna have s-x for the first time, at her party but then the cops came and ruined my chance.
2. george: so did you finally get laid?
frank: no, her parents walked in as we were about to
george: d-mn that sucks.
frank: yeah, i’m stuck being a theoretical virgin.
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