Theory of Counter-Awkward Claims
if someone says something very awkward to you, say something equally awkward in response in order to make the whole situation not awkward.
examble of the theory of counter-awkward claims
woman: jeff, i’m pregnant
man: katie, i have herpes
woman: i’m not really pregnant
man: i still have herpes
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