Theory of Maximum Foolishness
the world will arrange itself to make you–personally–feel maximally foolish.
murphy’s law is a subset of the theory of maximum foolishness. ml says “whatever can go wrong, will go wrong.” often, that is true. however, the tomf says that if something can go right that would make you look more foolish, then that is what will happen.
for example, ml predicts that bread will always fall b-tter-side down. but, if i tell you it will fall b-tter-side down, when i go to actually show you, the bread will fall b-tter-side up, making me feel maximally foolish.
the tomf is true, but neither verifiable nor falsifiable to others because, whatever conditions you establish to test it, only you will know if the result made you feel maximally foolish. of course it will, but only you will know that.
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