there’s no App for that
a phrase to describe a problem or situation that is simply insurmountable, and for those challenges in life where your iphone just isn’t coming through for you.
gordon brown: “erm, alastair, how are we going to fix the uk economy or win the may election?”
alastair darling: “there’s no app for that. but how’s about i use urbanspoon and find us a cosy little chinese restaurant for a bite of dinner?”
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