therizino
short for therizinosaurus, a dinosaur that pwns t-rex. in the face. it’s got two-foot-long claws like freakin scythes and a neck like a giraffe to spot prey. when it sees some other p-ssy dinosaur, it goes for the kill, hacking its victims to death and stabbing their soft, vulnerable throats with its vicious claws of doom.
omg it’s a therizino fighting a tyrannosaurus!
-therizino kicks other dinosaur’s -ss-
woah, that was sweet.
-therizino comes to kick your -ss-
holy sh-t im gettin stabbed by a therizino dis is awsum!1111@@@
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